Just a little over one year ago today i made a comment on Carolina’s blog post A Sexual Contract where i made the following observation:
“…During it i concluded that we were well on our way as a society where we would all be initialing pages and paragraphs and line items of the ‘Long Form Fuck Contract” in order to spell out what would happen and who would take what responsibility…
…I even concluded we’ll get to a point where we will have ‘apps’ on our phones to instant legal docs and advice, Legal Zoom style quick contracts…”
Well i just found a great parody video to share with you depicting that future.
(H/T to One Man’s Perspective)
Feminists have been fucking up intimate sexual relations since the birth of their movement, trying to prescribe one size fits all nonsense, ignoring hard science regarding attraction mechanisms, avoiding talking about token resistance and blurring the legal lines of what rape was always intended to define.. violent and aggressive sexual behaviors performed on or being forced to perform against ones will.. with the utter vagueness and nonsense they spew from their poisonous maws about regret rape, tipsy rape, he cheated on me and i would never have had sex with him if i knew so that’s retroactive removal of consent so he therefore raped me rape..
I swear…
..if we ever get to a point where couples become required to fill shit like this out..
…to protect our own asses..
…and it becomes a legal mandate..
…my girlfriend will buy a gun and go on a FUCKING FEMINIST MURDERING RAMPAGE* for taking the FUCKING FUN OUT OF SEX AND SEDUCTION!
* satirical comment
***UPDATE***
Sep 30th, 2014
Someone will owe me royalties on this idea!
http://mashable.com/2014/09/30/awkward-consensual-sex-app/