MSN Lifestyle Page.. Go Fuck YourselfDecember 17, 2012
Wow. This just came across my desk and it begs for a rant.
Enjoy the drivel of someone really fucking stupid over at MSN writing out of his/her/it’s ass.
From the article i will dissect numerous points.
Many men are a bit dismissive of the concept of marriage. To some of us, marriage is an institution designed to tie us down, break us in and lead us, like obedient donkeys, into a lifetime of domestic drudgery.
Just think of the language we use. Wives are trouble and strife, and marriage is a prison sentence.
And yet, if you’re with the right person and you’re at the right time of your life, a good marriage can be the solid foundation for everything you achieve in life. Here are 10 good reasons to embrace marriage.
Right person? Right time of life? Sorry, that boat has sailed. That train has left the station.
If you are an alpha and you find that one in a million girl.. yeah, marriage is great. ELSE it just turns into pigs flinging shit. There have been numerous discussions in the sphere lately all pointing to the same thing, women saying they don’t value marriage in the early years… so there’s no reason they will value it later, unless they’re hitting the wall. I’ll keep saying it till i’m blue in the face.. you don’t value something if the only reason you’re doing it is because you ran out of options/power.
Everything else written is correct. For most beta’s and some alpha’s the ball and chain metaphor applies. Do this, do that, do as i say you obedient little donkey.. ELSE marriage over and kiss you ass(ets) goodbye!
“She’ll be there when you need her, through good times and bad.”
“…but getting married means publicly agreeing to be there, for each other, for life. There’s a psychological permanence about marriage…”
Oh i’m sorry.. did i just make the manosphere up out of thin air? All the divorce-raped men? The tales of hypergamous heartbreak? Briffault? Being left for BillyRockerDrummer? This shit doesn’t even need a beat-down. It’s too funny on it’s face to take seriously. Add in incentives through no-fault to collect your $200 dollars and pass go while your hubby gets the Go Directly to Jail card after the herd convinces you to leave the bum and say he abuses his kids… well yeah.
“Fact is, you might not think you need a lifelong companion at 25, when single friends surround you and women fall into your lap. But think about the future. Friends will get married and have families of their own. One night stands and short-term relationships won’t be quite so available when hairs start sprouting from your ears.“
At first i thought i ran into the first good piece of advice here but once i saw it was about ‘women falling into your lap’ and ‘hairs sprouting from ears’… i realized this is fucking projection at it’s finest. I REALLY thought this was about women and hookup culture. This little ditty is so misplaced it makes you wonder how much more fucking stupid this article is going to get…
“Once you’re married you can share your assets in a way non-married people find tricky.”
I’m sorry, there must be a type-o … it should obviously read ‘divide’ instead of share.. or share is a euphemism for divert all assets towards the woman while married and then prepare to be separated from assets when getting divorced.
“You can buy big-ticket items between you, safe in the knowledge that one of you won’t be trying to haul it away a year or two down the line.”
I swear i’m not making this shit up… it’s like they’re writing the jokes for me.
“You can do most of that with a girlfriend or even a friend, but it’s a safer bet with the security of marriage behind you. After all, would you really pay her way through a two-year training course if you thought she might not be around at the end of it?”
Are you fucking kidding me? I mean really… this is not a satirical joke? You have the temerity to talk about fucking SECURITY???? Let me tell you something Mr. or Mizz MSN Lifestyle writer… my GIRLFRIEND can’t kick me out of my home or take away any of my big ticket items from me on a whim or at a moments notice! Getting married is like putting a sticker on your door that says “This house is a weapons free zone.” in hopes that the robbers wont bring their weapons inside with them. Total fucking joke.
How many horror stories do we have of men coming home to EMPTY houses with all the furniture gone, and the kids gone. Or how many come home to read on their front door there is a warrant out for them, and the locks have been changed? He didn’t have to watch her ‘haul’ it away, she took ownership of it out from under his nose!
“Sticking with finances for a minute, it’s also true that married men tend to earn more than their single counterparts. There’s a good reason for that. They work harder.“
LOLOLOLOL. This is surreal… at the beginning of the article they tell men not to worry about feeling ‘like obedient donkeys‘ and now they follow it up with the fact that you earn more in marriage because you are now EXPECTED to work your tail off like an obedient little donkey… else.. get ready to see a divorce lawyer. Gotta keep up that ever increasing income to keep up with the jones’s and spending yourself into consumer driven debt to satisfy the wife’s blood-lust for remodeled kitchens and oak floors and new cars and on and on and on….
..oh, and don’t forget while you’re working 23 hours a day for that income that you don’t leave your snowflake alone and unattended to. It’s not enough to make the money to keep her status mongering happy, you need to find the time to be emotionally available for her otherwise you might accidentally drive her into the arms of ‘Roberto’ or ‘Hanz’ because they pay so much more attention to her and want to whisk her away to the alps for a little shagging in the chalet.
“That could be because marriage makes men rethink their priorities, with a well-furnished home leaping up the priority list.”
My 1 bedroom apartment with minimalistic furnishings takes 30 minutes to clean once per week and my bank account is over 7k, i have zero credit debt, a score of 804 on my credit rating, disposable income, zero stress and the ability to bring home 19-20 year old strippers back to my place. I am SOOOO fucking jealous of your 30 year mortgage…. idiots.
“So you get an engagement do, a stag do, the wedding day and the honeymoon. And that’s just the start of it. There’s anniversaries, renewing your vows and so on. Not to mention the new family you’ve joined too – you can now crash their birthdays and celebrations. Let’s face it, getting married can be a lot of fun.”
All i read is DEBT, DEBT and MOAAAR DEBT! SPEND SPEND and KEEP SPENDING!
Fuck you and your version of fun… xbox, cold beers, my REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS, my bluray collection, and entertaining strippers will be my calling fuck you very much.
“The health benefits of marriage are modest for women but humongous for men. In a nutshell, married men live longer (on average) than their single counterparts.”
“Married men – whatever the sitcoms say – suffer less stress than their single colleagues. According to one study, they’re also more likely to visit the doctor, thanks to their nagging, loving, concerned wives.”
Put the bolded phrases together and it looks really funny.
It’s true. Husbands may look at single men and think they’re having all the fun, but they’re wrong. In 2006 British researchers looked at stats for sexual behaviour in 38 countries, and in all of them married men had more sex.
To put it into numbers, about 40% of married men have sex twice a week, compared to 20-25% of single and cohabitating men.
Single life holds out the promise of endless random sexual encounters, but the reality is usually much less exciting.
This part MAY be true… but only if you’re in the 80% of men who aren’t attractive or lack game. This is not a problem for the guys reaping at the top. And even the beta’s have a good chance of getting more poon from a FWB or short term mini relationships rather than getting married, and watching the taps dry up and having NO RECOURSE to get out with the threat of divorce rape hanging over your head.
And i still call bullshit to the stats. Too much anecdotal evidence has told me a lot of women give up any pretense of giving sex as they feel it’s beyond their ‘obligation’ once they’ve scored the ‘one ring of power’.
“Married sex can be the most relaxed, adventurous and mutually satisfying sex of all.”
On this one i tend to agree. However, it’s STAYING married to a hypergamous woman who doesn’t understand her own nature that’s the trick, and today is NOT worth the bullet to attempt getting married for. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice….
“In a way, getting married is evidence of your ‘decent bloke’ status – why would she agree to marry you if you were a bit of a jerk?
In other words, marriage really does change men, and usually for the better.”
Marriage really does change a man… into a victim with no legal standing.
Decent bloke = beta = 67% chance you end up looking like this in the court room.
Now, i know there are good marriages out there, many exist in the sphere. But these are all redpill women who are enjoying great marriages. Or they’re great alpha guys in the sphere who are married, but have a super clear understanding of how to keep the frame and chose wisely in their partner. This article does not address that and simply pukes up every lame rehash of tried tested and true ‘marriage is better for you becuz’ rhetorical nonsense that it makes my stomach churn reading it.
But at least that’s all i have to do. Read it. I don’t have to LIVE it… and i never will, unless the stars align and i find a 22 year old Polish girl with perfect hips, small tits, beautiful eyes and she’s not interested in clubbing it up and responds well to redpill actions.
Yeah.. and a pet unicorn and a golden goose would be nice too.