So you waited to have a baby so you could have your funJuly 8, 2012
..and now you got baby rabies and the clock is pounding.
And you think i’m going to answer that call?
Or any guy for that matter?
Just spotted this video over at SCAR TISSUE… running off the pop fluff sensation sweeping the nation, this parody had me on the floor spinning around like Homer Simpson going Whoooowhooohwhoowhoooowhooowhooo! It’s things like this that tell me everyday a few more people are becoming aware of the fempocalypse. The best part of the video is her on dating sites and her dates saying ‘NO WAY’.
That’s my fave too. Seeing posts on OKC or POF of women in their late 30’s with status’s of “Wan’ts children” and talk of settling down… i’m sorry, I. JUST. CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.
ps-i’ve made a commitment to myself the only way i’ll ever have a child is if i hook up with a chick 25 years old from a european country with a tight frame and long legs and i get 4 full years of awesome sexing before i consider it seriously. Most likely Poland. I won’t marry here, not with the law as it stands.