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1 in 3 would give up sex for food? I call BS

July 8, 2012

And of course.. i’m right.

The banner headline of this story is about as full of shit as can be. One need only get to the 3rd paragraph to see the fine print:

“…a collaborative effort by TODAY.com and Match.com — 39 per cent of women said they’d choose food over sex, while only 16 per cent of single men would sacrifice sex for food.”

I won’t even get into the 16 percent figure for men. I cannot believe in that statement. They’re either morbidly obese and have given up all hope, gay or have been drinking too much water laced with Bisphenol A.

So let’s look specifically at the female side of the equation. 39%.

THAT’S ALMOST HALF!

4 out of 10 women view sex in such a lackluster way that they would choose to eat a fucking piece of fat inducing chocolate rather than enjoy sex.

I have no clue if this study is a reflection of women across the globe or simply North America. But by god, i have to assume at the moment this disease is confined to the shores of North America which is why the whole notion of expatting to find women who enjoy having sex with men more than eating a tub of Häagen-Dazs is gaining traction.

Not tonight dear.. pass me the Twinkies.

From the article:

Why is sex so easily sacrificed — if only theoretically?

“People often say things like they’d pick money or sleep or food over sex,” sex therapist Ian Kerner tellsTODAY.com. “I think this shows that people take sex for granted, or that they’re not enjoying sex enough to really value it appropriately.”

Perhaps if women actually dated men who wanted to please them vs. just use them for a quick in and out pump n dump, they wouldn’t be so quick to put off sex for an AERO bar to feel the sensation of chocolate bubbles melting rather than the sensation of a mind altering orgasm.

And it gets worse..

Food isn’t the only thing people says they’d choose over sex. Another recent survey found that 15 per cent of iPhone users would rather give up sex than their iPhone

Yikes. No wonder i hate iPhone users so much. And it still gets even worse.

And two other surveys found: 44 percent of women would rather read romance novels than participate in sex

Well hello Mr. Grey.

If a survey came out that said men prefer going their own way and watching porn and playing video games rather than dealing with women, how many articles do you think would come out telling men to man up and stop being misogynist pigs objectifying women and to get out there and marry up.

Oh wait.. right.

Men aren’t immune either but i feel there is something else at play with them:

43 per cent of men would rather give up sex if it meant keeping their jobs.

This statement would correlate properly for a multitude of reasons. Men are expected to have jobs, otherwise their masculinity suffers for being a deadbeat hobo. If they are in a relationship, they’re required to work to be able to keep that relationship. In this case if sex has to take the hit to keep the pretense of a relationship going rather than being single and woman-less, the social stigma is the greater of two evils here.

Such a sorry state of affairs the mating game is in.

I’m just going to add this to the IDWTLOTPA files.

9 comments

  1. “4 out of 10 women view sex in such a lackluster way that they would choose to eat a fucking piece of fat inducing chocolate rather than enjoy sex.”

    When something is abundant and readily available to you, you tend to value it less.


  2. Are you talking about sex with men or eating chocolate? Both are in abundance but only one seems to suffer 😉

    Jokes aside, i just don’t see women passing up chances to have sex with ‘hotties’ or alphas. I think it’s a reflection that women really don’t want to sleep with beta’s and would rather eat than perform a chore. On some level i get it.. guys don’t really want to sleep with overweight women (mostly).

    But in the end, the only ones winning are the men they fuck who get what they want (ala Tucker Max jackhammer), and leave the women wanting and bitching (and eating). They reward the wrong men with the ultimate prize.

    As i said, i can see why men choose to expat to countries where women understand sex isn’t a chore and reward those who will take care of their needs as well. Hence they don’t eat shit and stay svelte and sexy for decades longer than here.

    If a woman would rather eat a Krispy Kreme donut rather than have sex, there’s only one reason. It’s because i haven’t fucked her yet. She’d never touch that shit again with me around.

    Just my .02


  3. Yeah that probably explains a lot of it. A lot of those 40% are probably married to beta men who just don’t “do it” for them anymore, if they ever did. And quite of few of those women would probably jump at the chance to get it on with a man who does “do it” for them, if they could.

    It’s like the girls who might give it up almost immediately to an alpha at a party on spring break, then later make the “nice guy” potential husband wait for it, because he’s “special” and stuff.


  4. Sometimes I swear Frank has to be aware of red pill ideas and put up postcards like these to taunt us.

    And the men of the world weep.


  5. “i just don’t see women passing up chances to have sex with ‘hotties’ or alphas. I think it’s a reflection that women really don’t want to sleep with beta’s and would rather eat than perform a chore.”

    Women at HUS and elsewhere might talk shit about ‘trashdicks” and “manwhores” and “mansluts”. But those men are the ones getting nearly all the ass. Susan’s wrong in saying 20% of the men are getting 80% of the sex with 20% of the women. It’s more like 50% or 60% of the women, from what I can see.


  6. I just want to point out the 44% figure for women who would rather read a romance novel than participate in sex.

    You know what happens that percentage of men come out and say the same thing wrt women?

    “What’s wrong with you men? Are you gay? You’d rather play video games or fap to porn rather than deal with a real flesh and blood woman? Loser!”

    Where is the same reaction to this little snippet?


  7. OBVIOUSLY women can’t be held accountable for their sex drive. After all, its all the mens’ fault for not manning up to meet her minimum requirements.

    As for the Cads vs HUS thing…. Susan clings to the 80% of sex is being had by 20% of the people stat…. but its all, completely, theoretical. Nothing backed by hard date that is reliable. Its a combination of statistics theory that usually 80% of an affect is cause by 20% of the people combined with women’s (very well known) statistics of under reporting their sex lives.

    She’ll yell to the mountain about it. All over her site and theories are based on this one, slim, unprovable statistic. Yet it doesn’t really match up with any on the ground experience from regular, beta men NOR FROM pua’s. The only group that consistently believes in it.. big surprise….. is women.


  8. “And two other surveys found: 44 percent of women would rather read romance novels than participate in sex.”

    This blows my mind. Is it because supernatural humans (vampires, superheros, etc) don’t exist? lol. I read some romance stories and would prefer them over the real deal…when I was 14 and surrounded by teenage boys. But now that I’m an adult and dating a MAN who’s got the skills…

    I think your pump and dump theory is correct. I never understood when women said orgasming was so difficult. Maybe I’m in a lucky minority or maybe I have an awesome bf (or both) but that’s just ridiculous.


  9. I read some romance stories and would prefer them over the real deal…when I was 14 and surrounded by teenage boys.

    Well said. I wish you could have relayed that thought to my ex-wife lol. 14 yr old trapped in woman’s body. The allure of Damon Salvatore was too much.

    You are awesome and im sure your bf is awesome if he’s giving you regular O’s. In this world where a coin toss is the difference between a sexbeast vs. a dud of a woman.. you appear to be that coin where flipping ‘heads’ or ‘tails’ still = ‘hell yeah’!



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