Tell me again why I should do marriage 2.0?July 5, 2012
Friend posted this to my facebook timeline today. I thought it was priceless!
I view the internet as the high seas of fortune, and there are currently 2 pirate Captains sailing these waters with equally sound advice. There’s the Cappy Cap who’s “Enjoying the Decline” and the other Cappy who gives you all the reasons why marriage today is simply the ultimate form of piracy, larceny, rape, pillage and plunder of all your hard earned swag and booty.
When i saw this pic i instantly thought of my Canada Day Post because i don’t have to make my purchasing decisions using my own money through a 2nd rate nagging accountant.
This pic reminded me why right now… LIFE. IS. GOOD.
On a side note, i just realized today that all of my fingernails have grown back. All of’em. I can actually get some scissors and a nail file and get to work on these bad boys. I haven’t had this opportunity in years! Years of dealing with stressful women made me chew right down to the cuticle. I’m sure my braces are what actually forced me to stop, but the timing is too convenient to be a coincidence lol!
It’s amazing what happens when you remove all the stressful elements from your life and never bother with the old toilet seat bullshit eh’
Still waiting for my hair to grow back. Fingers crossed 🙂