I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!

Can you imagine a man doing any of this?

Nadine Schweigert marries herself: Is self-marriage becoming an international trend?
http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/blogs/shine-on/nadine-schweigert-marries-herself-self-marriage-becoming-international-204650564.html

Woman Marries Herself
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/24040/woman-marries-herself/

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well, almost…

but in his defense, at least he’s marrying a woman (even if it’s digital) because he wants to share his love with a partner. Only a woman can take ‘loving yourself‘ to this kind of frightening solipsistic madness. Enjoy the honeymoon, and the cats.