Archive for September, 2012


September 28, 2012


Out-fucking-standing on the whole post! And i second all of his remarks about the utter absurdity it is for men using online dating looking for a ‘good girl’.

Friday Link Love goes to Free Northerner FTW.

Originally posted on Free Northerner:

Slate (always a good place for blog material) had an article on a comment from Quora asking: Why Are Women So Negative About the “Pickup Artist” Community?

Quora has numerous other responses which, along with the comments on this particular answer at both Slate and Quora, vary between pro- and anti-game and which will mostly be familiar to those with experience in the Manosphere. I’m mostly only going to comment on this one because Slate published it, it’s the most upvoted on Quora, and it’s amazing how hard the hamster is running.

I read The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists (which I still think is a really interesting book) and ended up meeting a lot of people who were in the pick-up artist community (not a goal—it just happened).

I even ended up helping out with one of their weekend seminars, to be a “female test dummy,”…

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Why I Love Feminism

September 26, 2012

Because for 40+ years it’s taught us that women aren’t just objects to be ogled. That a woman is more than just a headless body with tits and ass. That there is more to a woman’s content and quality than just a picture to drool over.

And because it taught women to be open with their sexuality, free to flaunt it, express it, raw, uninhibited, in your face.

Thank you feminism for teaching conflicting values that mix like water and gasoline.

Without your ideology, i wouldn’t have my daily dose of the CHIVE.


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A Final Word on Sluts… for now.

September 24, 2012

But it’s going to be a long one.. because i want it to be the definitive boogieman article of the decade.

Sometimes you need a really big hammer to pound in a really stubborn nail.

Women really need to come to grips with this. I write these words with the hopes some poor naive girl out there stops dead in her tracks before going down the path Yoda spoke of:

… if you choose the quick and easy path, as Vader (Ms. Dirty) did, you will become an agent of evil (a slut).

A woman who has a really low partner count and is very discerning with whom she grants access to her most intimate area cannot be hated BECAUSE she shows repeated and consistent control over her sexual impulses and only grants it to men who have passed and qualified her rigorous standards without fail. She does not hold two differing standards, holding one type of man to knock off all her checklist requirements before sex, while casting the list aside for another to have a hot and steamy one night stand.

Sluts on the other hand, come in two varieties.

1. The unabashed slut who enjoys her sluttitude and has no qualms about how she lives her life. She will live and die by her choices. You can feel repulsed by it, but hey, as long as she firmly has no aspirations of either getting into any long term commitment with a guy by lying about her number and lets herself get used by any and all cummers that meet the bare minimum threshold of breathing and having a penis.. well then great! Please look to the right pane of my blog under Pages and click on the Contact Me link and send me your time availability. I have red wine and a box of condoms ready.

2. The slut that prances around displaying her obvious availability and carries her reputation as a cock devourer on her sleeve, yet when YOU approach her, she balks, her face contorts hideously and shrieks “EWWWWWW“, turns around and proceeds to start rubbing herself up against the cast of Magic Mike.


Ohhh i’ll fuck him, him and him…

…but you? Hahah, fuck no. Get away from me creep before i yell rape.


Ever see a guy who approaches a woman who is sending out obvious signals that she is looking for sex get shot down, only to loudly berate her as a SLUT?  He’s shaming her because she’s actually failing to fulfill her portrayed function as a cum gargling slut. She is open and flaunting her desire for sex, yet turning it down.

(and not in the good sense)

If that’s too hard a distinction for you to draw, let me present you with another theoretical version to ponder.

You see 3 women at the counter of a fast food restaurant.

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Why Sluts make poor Life Partners – For Dummies

September 22, 2012

Sluts are making the news again in the manosphere.. but not for their ease of spreadability, rather their realization and confirmation of their fears that maybe.. just maybe.. being a slut was not the best vocational choice and may actually work against you if you try and marry?

Sunshine Mary over at The Woman and the Dragon has been doing a good job chronicling these Jezebels  and their very loose sausage chutes. She does a very nice job of adding a running narrative to the blather spilling out of Ms. Dirty’s hamsterized mouth (and streched out cheeks from all the cock she’s been stuffing).

I haven’t met her, but i have it on good authority this is a very close approximation of what Ms. Dirty looks like.

Ms. Dirty questions a poll conducted by AskMen as to what they consider to be a ‘promiscuous’ number of men for a woman to have slept with. She probably would have had to sit down from the shock of the answer if she wasn’t so afraid of her stretched out labial lips creating a suction cup to the seat thus rendering her immobile.

From her post, sunshinemary’s comments in bold.

Survey on AskMen. The stats accumulated by the over 7,000 participants shocked me. According to those surveyed, a woman is considered promiscuous at her 5th partner. That’s right, 5thpartner! Now, I am not sure about the rest of you but I found this number to be shockingly low, especially as a woman nearly 40…

…Perhaps the reason I found this survey’s results shocking was because I had reached my 5th partner by the end of high school! [She's jest a girl who cain't say no.] I enjoyed my youth, my sexuality and my single-dom. After my divorce, I picked up where I left off…

…Does that make me promiscuous? [Is water wet?] According to the men surveyed by AskMen, it does…

…After reading I had 5 partners by the time I graduated from high school, did you look at me differently? What if I told you that I, a nearly 40 year old woman, have been with 15 men? 20? 50? [I'd call you a circus pony.]…

There appears to be conflicting information as it now appears Ms. Dirty looks more like this.

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Feminist fuckups strike again

September 21, 2012

The headlines say it all.

Apparently it’s ok to read about it in romance novels and 50 shades of shit…

Women talk about how they love rough sex all the time when not in the company of civilized (or feminaziized bitches) society.

Yet the instant it comes out as a vogue cover:

The shit hits the fan.


uhuh. And perhaps there’s some swampland you’d like to sell me. Maybe a timeshare too?

Feminists have no fucking clue what erotisism is. They want to shackle all women by criminalizing passionate sex.

And we wonder why women are unhappy.

I’m at work and don’t have the time to deal with this nonsense but thought i’d put this up just so you guys & gals can talk amongst yourselfs. Have at it.

From an interesting video.

Is domestic violence in Vogue?! (LINK)


Winning a Medal at the Special Olympics… for participation.

September 20, 2012


This video is priceless and absolutely worth a single solitary post unto itself.

(H/T to A♠ with his comment over at The Woman and the Dragon)


Mentus fresh and full of life! MENTUS the freshmaker.

September 20, 2012

I’m extremely bored and about to call it a night.

A friend was going through 80′s commercials today at work trying to find a specific commercial when he stumbled across an old Mento’s commercial. You know the one.. ‘The Freshmaker’ in which a bunch of retarded kids would be popping mints like Ecstasy pills and making really stupid faces while pushing the stick of sugary carnauba pills towards the camera.

Instantly my brain heard Mentus.

Ever since i read his ‘nutsack’ post (his words) it sort of followed me. I followed it through to it’s logical conclusion and ended up on Cakes n Shakes blog where she interviewed him. In that post Mentu made the following statement:

Should men feel obliged to tell potential LTR material upfront (or within a reasonable time period) if they never intend to reproduce? What if she’s in her mid-thirties and her clock is ticking? Callously waste her time or cut her loose?

I would advise men to callously waste her time, write a guest post about it, and send it to me so I can publish it while we all laugh at her. If we did that more often, there’d be far less women wasting their good years partying and sleeping around then passing their used up carcass off to some poor beta. I just had a vasectomy, and once the doctor clears me as shooting blanks, I’m going to play the “I really want to have children” game like a champ. Keep in mind that when I meet a sweet 22 year old girl with traditional values who tells me she wants marriage and children, I don’t even ask her out. I let her walk away so she can find a “nice guy” to settle down with. But let some 34 year old party or career chick roll up to me and say the same thing, and its game on. I don’t think I could feel bad about it even if I tried. Every moment of her time I can waste and get her closer to the grave is a moment of time she can’t snag an unsuspecting beta for marriage. I consider it my duty and a great honor to waste as much of her time as I can.

My affinity for fucking around in photoshop is legendary. I’ve made office workers cry by pasting their faces photo-realistically into situations that would make a preacher blush.. (umm welll, yeah… maybe not so much). I’ve had people throw shit at me for putting them in uncompromising positions.

Google Images how i love thee.

Anyhoo.. in my infinite wisdom (and boredom) i decided to create an image to be the flag of the awesome sentiment described above (one in which i most certainly enjoy and agree with), create an urban dictionary meaning and a meme. I certainly hope he doesn’t take umbrage with this. Becoming a meme on the internet transcends you from mere mortal into the stuff of legend!

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Musings, Odds and Ends

September 19, 2012

First of all, i have some strange fucking viewers…

Secondly.. a taste of what i must endure in the Toronto section of Plenty of Fish. This is what my about profile contains:

About Me

I’m Ace Ventura without the hair.Through trial & error I discovered no one really reads these, so ill let you instead ask me 3 questions which I will answer without evasion.Free answers you need not ask questions for:
- no I’m not a douche
- yes my pics are real
- no I do not own a mansion and a yacht.. yet
- yes I have a dream. Is it realistic? Meh
- I am in the adult industry, yet my soul remains pure as the driven snow

So go for it. 3 freebies. Then we go out on a date to find out more.

This is what got caught in my net (and nearly sank the boat)…


Pretty Funny

Plus Size

the unholy trinity of anti-attraction.

Drinks so you can convince me? i’ll get right on that. When i’m blind, paraplegic and attached to a ventilator.


Lastly a dating profile disaster i entertained with an offer on my terms.

Meet Pumpinstructor.

A 38 year old woman in fairly decent shape for her age. She wants children. At 38. I thought i’d dip my hat into the ring for amusements sake to see if i could tap it for the hell of it. Had to embellish for any hope of a response.

ME: You’re cute and is love to give you a long detailed message, but women on pof tend to not reply. This isn’t a copy paste job, but is an indicator of attraction (duh) and if you are likewise attracted to me, then let me know by saying hello and ill put more thought into the next message. Ta!

HER: Hello :)

ME: Crazy weekend. Hope yours was good.

So what is it that you’re looking to find here on pof? Just curious because i’m always up front about the no marriage/no kids thing. I’m not a commitmentphobe, just a child/legal messphobe.

But i think you look really good, athletically inclined and have some commonalities on top of having a good time together if you care to explore it.


HER: Good luck

Good luck with your aspirations for a child too Pumpy.

Should’a pulled a Mentu. (I think Mentu will become a manosphere meme or an urban dictionary definition)


(v.) to engage in sexual activity with an advanced age female with the promise of bearing fruit whilst actually being sterile so as to remove what little precious fertility she has.

That is all. You can return your tray tables to the open position and feel free to move about the cabin.


if anyone has any suggestions for fixing my profile or what i should have said to her please feel free to sound off in the comments.


Failure to Launch

September 19, 2012

I dedicate this post to HUS.

Census 2011: Canadian families get smaller, married couples fewer

Canadian families are getting smaller, the number of married couples is lagging

Check. Women not wanting to marry down, women holding off till 30+, rampant divorce fear. Take your pick. It’s not a good look now.

And while married couples are still the predominant family structure in Canada, their numbers only increased by 3.1 per cent since 2006, while the number of common-law couples rose by 13.9 per cent over that same period. Single-parent families rose by 8 per cent.

Check. A few more blue pillers took the plunge. I will pray for you. A huge margin prefer cohabiting or FWBing their way into ‘couple’ category in the census, how nice. Bringing up the rear are a majority of future fucked up children with no male role model. The decline continues.

Families themselves are getting smaller and not just because single-parent families are on the rise. In 1961, the average number of children per family was 2.7. That number is now just 1.9.

Check. Yeah.. that whole fertility thing kinda puts a cap on having more kids late. Oh of course it’s also much more expensive to raise the little tikes too.. but my guess is it’s harder to keep cranking them out when the internal plumbing has lost it’s sheen and been backed up no matter how many attempts of roto rootering are made. And as OKCupid and POF can attest to, those lonely single moms with children just begging to get wifed up just simply aren’t reeling them in for some curious reason.

The census also confirmed the existence of the “failure to launch” phenomenon, registering 42.3 per cent of young adults in their 20s — particularly men — still living with their parents.

Check. When you take sex off the table, giving it to only the lucky few at the top, you create disincentive for the masses from wanting to leave the nest to build their own nest with another bird, especially a used up gangly, featherless bird that can’t really fly anymore and squawks about how fabulous it is. Factor in a man-cession that killed millions of male jobs, a tendency to push females ahead of males in the new workplace, and the general fiscal responsibility men display vs. the consumerism and debt spending women display, and it’s no wonder that men are opting out to stay home with mummmy n daddy.

Such a pretty little graph. Too bad it doesn’t have a separate line for Upper Middle Class…

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It’s not up to Men to kill Feminism

September 19, 2012

In my last post where i quoted DetiCarolina posted a comment that reiterates what i’ve heard quite often and can actualy sympathise with. Feminism lied to women too. There can be no argument of that.

My response started drifting into a large amount of text so i decided to make it a post rather than leave it buried in a comment.

I have made the same point on HUS many times, only to be told unequivocally that this was not ‘her’ problem to fix, her only goal, her blogs goal, was to get UMC folks hooked up and married. Apparently in the digital domain of HUS, they are secluded on an island somewhere where the rules governing society don’t apply to them. They will just coast along and make whatever adjustments are required to get UMC college brats to hook up in the hopes of getting married, with all inequities and injustices still in play. That is why i left. I cannot condone telling people to march blindly and willingly into such a possibly self destructive situation that still operates under the law of feminism and all its inherent dangers.

Just because UMC divorce rates are a low 17% according to her stats, that makes it peachy to advocate marriage. Tell that to the possible 1,700 men out of 10,000 that will be divorce raped out of their lives. The only way you could convince me to accept an operation with a fatality rate of 17% is if my life was at stake. Given that outside UMC, the rate borders on the odds of a coin toss.

HUS still operates for marriage 2.0 and does nothing to bring or effect change. So i walk away, with my sanity intact.

But back to Carolina’s comment.

It’s often that i forget that a lot of women got suckered in with Feminist propaganda and rhetoric thus were herded away from their proper natural role as a pinnacle of civilization into the feral hypersexualized and gender bent women of today via peer pressure and the need to fit in with the grand narrative Feminism built. I recognize NAWALT as real no matter how much it plays out like a meme. I only need look at women like Carolina, Stingray, GirlWritesWhat, etc.. to know there are great women out there (they just all end up being already married lol) who are capable of introspection, understanding and pushing back against feminism. I would really ask any woman to please check out GirlWritesWhat’s Youtube channel. It will open your eyes hearing everything we men talk of coming from a woman who knows her stuff better than most men! And we must always remember that it is a mitigating factor that women were conned by Feminism, and we must accept that they acted upon a lie, because as me and Deti have been saying for some time, men have been acting upon those same lies too, and paying a heavy price for believing in them. Just as it’s not the fault of Beta guys who followed the script we were force fed in the 80′s and 90′s and followed it off a cliff, so too can we not blame women for following it off a cliff either.

Yes women are victims of it too. Propaganda does not affect just one gender. If a boy is taught and told enough times that the majority wants him to get in touch with his emotions, feminine side, not be aggressive, to ‘be nice’, respect and always listen to what a woman says (and not what she does).. no matter what visual evidence to the contrary, he’ll buy into it.

So if women are told and reinforced constantly that they are just like men, can fuck just like men, work and party it up now and get marriage kids later, live a fabulous life and have it all, no matter what visual evidence to the contrary, she’ll buy into it as well.

I feel we’ve only still hit the tip of the iceberg in terms of fallout from it’s influence in society.

Blame can’t be assigned for those who followed blindly. But at the end of the day it’s not up to men to fix the problem of Feminism’s lie machine for society.

Feminism fucked up both genders. It taught women to be masculine and feminized men. Now we have a world of beta men and masculanized women who cant stand those same feminized men. Those men are woken up violently by the redpill and come to despise the masculanized women. They fight back by learning about being men from men and use this knowledge against those same masulanized women that marginalized them while chasing the dream of feminism, fuck like a guy now, give away your most precious commodity to those least deserving of it (your youth, vitality, fertility, loyalty, sex and love by proxy), marry later at your convenience. Well the alpha men they enjoyed fucking didn’t want to marry them. The beta men either went rogue and became alpha as well or remained beta and bitter. Neither of which will be chomping at the bit to play into feminism’s fabulous ‘have it all’ endgame. Hence spinsters and cats.

The promise of enlightened hedonism for women has backfired (and the lesser men who fought alongside feminism in the hopes of jumping in on the plentiful pussy bandwagon). One only need to see the plethora of hedonism espoused on some of the greatest PUA sites of our time as they slay pussy left right and centre like hunters going after the prize elephant as they employ every facet of game including the dark arts to let these women tingle themselves out of their panties and believe charm over reason. One also only need to traverse and online dating site and see a Tsunami of 30+ year old women all barking out the same tune of wanting to settle down and have that child that their 20′s hedonistic lifestyle didn’t alot for. And society as a whole falters while this all takes place.

Society was built on the barter of sex. Of this there is no doubt. Men always did honorable things for it. They did horrendous things for it. They built cities and castles to house and protect it, Kings sent men off to die in wars for it. At the core of every man within ‘civilized’ society was his trading of utility for access to sex. The Patriarchy, whatever the fuck it means, is what built us up from grass huts into skyscrapers and collecting muddy water in buckets to tap water on demand. It was built with men’s labour in exchange for females honoring the social contract.

Feminism is poised to end that civilization, by allowing women to go feral, and let a derth of men, good decent men who simply failed to be taught how to turn on instant awesomeness, whether the douchebag variety or otherwise go wanting for years on end. Passed over time and again with no ability to string enough ‘wins’ in their column to build real confidence, they turned to their hobbies and video games that they excelled at eventually withdrawing from the thought of doing anything to help ‘civilization’ along. Why bother? There was nothing in it for them. The women voted with their feet and their vagina’s. To the winner go the spoils, to the losers, Warcraft, D&D and online porn. Go without long enough, and you train yourself to live without it, and any desire to build that family that cranks out future consumers and taxpayers as well. Call of Duty’s a’callin.

But at the heart of it all was feminism. The dark dead heart of it was playing that there were no gender differences. We all think and act the same, same strengths, same weakness’s, we are identical except guys have floppy bits around the crotch and always think about sex because we’re stupid bastards thinking with our dicks therefore inferior (oh wait, so there is a difference after all?) And in trying to fuck with nature, they fucked with the course of human evolution and civilization for the next couple hundred years to be sure.

No more grand bargain or social contract = No more chivalry. No more caring to man up, get a hard job to earn a good wage to provide for a future family and work my way into an early grave for the love of a good wife and wellbeing of my offspring. There is no one stepping up to the plate, WOMANING UP to be a dutiful wife and great mother worth the effort of that hard work. There is no need to plan for that big house, the minivan, property taxes, mortgages, loans, credit cards, etc.. required to make a family prosper. No women around me were willing to abide by the old rules to make it worth my time to try. As long as feminism continues to teach women to hunt alpha’s while building up careers and extolling those virtues as marriage/mate credentials in their 30′s as something to consider accomplishment or be proud of.. this death spiral will continue. As long as marriage 2.0 remains on the table the death spiral will continue. As long as men’s sexual urges and desires are deemed unruly and criminalized the death spiral will continue. And as long as women are told to burn away their 20′s destroying their value through casual sex and riding the carousel with a myriad of guys in the top 20% to the exclusion of the bottom 80% this death spiral is all but assured. The internet means the manospheres message will be taken in by men at an exponential level. Every day it will become harder and harder for spinsters to find a chump to pick her up after 30 armed with this knowledge. Everyday more and more men will go redpill, discover game, go their own way, become bitter, hostile and react to discovering the truth by living for themselves, hedonistic, slaying pussy or working just enough for their own needs and give the rest of civilization the finger. More men every day will pass on the knowledge of the manosphere to others. With each divorce comes a new recruit, and all those who witness it primed to look down the rabbit hole themselves.

And it is a pity that good women will get caught up in this as collateral damage.. of which millions of my beta brethren can attest to as they have also been sacrificed on the alter of a great evil social experiment gone haywire. The sad part is men can only band together and help themselves whilst sounding the clarion call of the danger, but ONLY women will be able to fix this, and by fix i mean kill feminism off. Enough women have to go against the HERD and renounce feminism’s black ideology of female supremacy and irresponsibility as it stands now. This isn’t about clawing back women’s right to vote or get them preggo n barefoot in the kitchen. It’s about recognizing men as individuals, with their own desires and dreams that are DIFFERENT due to biology.

It’s about women saying ENOUGH, we got the EQUAL rights we wanted so now STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH OUR MEN, OUR HUSBANDS, OUR BROTHERS AND OUR SONS.

Women need to rise up and say to Feminists:
- stop telling us there are no gender differences and that gender is a social construct
- stop telling us our men need to be emotional and in touch with their feelings and to talk out their problems like women
- stop telling our men that they should be ashamed of their sexual role, function, drive and need for sex
- stop telling me im just as capable as a man of putting out fires, fighting wars or building skyscrapers, most of us can’t and i don’t want to
- stop telling me, my daughter, my sisters that i can fuck like a man without any consequences
- stop telling us our brothers, sons, fathers are potential rapists we should always be in fear of and to teach them not to rape

and most importantly


But until that day, men will continue to do what they always do.. adapt to the current situation. PUA or MGTOW.

As Morpheus would say, Carolina.. Welcome to the desert of the real.


I have a dream! That one day, in my city, the city that spawned the ludicrous ‘SLUTWALK’, where it is now all but certain to be an annual event (with dwindling numbers as was reported in Vancouver) they will run into a counter protest led by women to face off against them, in such numbers that the media is forced to notice. Ideally i think no one would be more suited for this than GirlWritesWhat. I can see her verbally eviscerate Feminists on CNN and CBC now in a manner that will make a lot of women wake up. It is just a dream.. but it’s a nice one. If we could get enough Redpill women to get their voices to carry over the feminazi ones in the lamestream, perhaps enough women will wake up to the reality and have their own redpill moment.

And it would mean i’d get to personally meet up with them when they come to visit Toronto.. wicked bonus!


PPS- i understand that there is a lot of rage by men, who have seen the light and adopted a take no prisoners approach, who refuse becoming a utility to the extreme. That being said, i do not view ‘women’ as the enemy, only feminists. (Like Danny, i love women, not teh wimminz) I want women to be complementary, to be the masculine to the womans needs providing she returns the feminine back to me that i require. I would not have an issue with working harder and longer hours, providing the woman appreciates it by doting upon me and honors the social contract as it used to be. My fight against being a pack mule is reserved for entitled and unworthy women who expect it as a matter of course and entitled to it solely because they have a vagina. That’s the distinction i draw.

No marriage until laws are fixed.

No kids/slaving away to provide unless woman is worthy and feminine (knows her role)

No manning up until women women up.

There’s more i can write on this, but i gotta get back to ‘work’. Hope this clears some of my positioning up.


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